I've just heard on the Grapevine that someone was having a lie-in this morning when a burglar alarm started ringing loudly. Thinking it may be their own that certain someone dashed outside to see what was happening, when that someone's  partner called out....'Darling, do you realise you are naked?'...

It's a good job there was no passing policeman, else that certain someone could have been arrested, not only for indecent exposure but for frightening the whole population......

What is he like.....?

Little Addendum.... A thought from that certain someone....

'It could be said one glance at me naked would be enough to scare off Attilla the Hun, Bluebeard, and the entire assembled armies of the Third Reich - sometimes I don't like him very much!'