This is brilliant and was sent to me by DS.
And just what a lot of men need...........................not him I may add!!
WICO
(Women In Charge Of Everything) 
Is proud to announce the opening of its 
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! 
OPEN TO MEN ONLY 
ALL ARE WELCOME 
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants 
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: 
DAY ONE 
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS 
Step by step guide with slide presentation 
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? 
Roundtable discussion 
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR 
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) 
DISHES & SILVERWARE; 
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK 
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? 
Debate among a panel of experts. 
REMOTE CONTROL 
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups 
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS 
Starting with looking in the right place 
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - 
Open forum 
DAY TWO 
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; 
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? 
Group discussion and role play 
HEALTH WATCH; 
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH 
PowerPoint presentation 
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST 
Real life testimonial from the one man who did 
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY 
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? 
Driving simulation 
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION 
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques 
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES 
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE 
Bring your calendar or PDA to class 
GETTING OVER IT; 
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME 
Individual counsellors available
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