A pretty for you..

Blue Roses.
Just something I played with. The background is a
photomanipulation of her dress and lace collar.
Woman Googled, the elements from my stash.

I hope you scroll down to look at some funnies!
Hugs xx

Enjoy the Outdoors!

Just look at the horror on that woman's face as she sees
her luggage torn to shreds!

This poor man looks as if he's about to get whacked!

WoW!

You can run but you can't hide!

Hello dear friends,

My dear daughter in law Jenny often sends me some 'funnies' when she has time to browse. Some get a bit naughty and I wouldn't show you those. But she knows I shall laugh and it cheers me to get them. This morning she sent me some pics telling you to get out and enjoy communing with nature. But here are a few pics where I'm sure they wish they'd stayed home.
Enjoy..

Latest work..

Blue Butterflies..

My own digitally altered background. The lovely Iris was Googled and the
butterflies I've had in my stash for ever.

Truly Loved..

Again I've digitally altered backgrounds. If I remember rightly there are three that I've layered together. Elements and wordart from a kit by Laurie Anderson.

Thank you for looking. At last the sun is shining, I have miniature daffoldils and tulips in bloom and yesterday I found a patch of violets, so Spring is almost here.

Three Muses Challenge..ONE..

My collage for the Three Muses Challenge this week is done. I've been feeling pretty down this week so I guess it was reflected in my work. Anyway, the lonely soul was Googled.
The background is my own, blended from three pieces if I remember correctly.
Thank you for viewing and leaving a comment. xxx

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At last I've got an appointment for taking out this fractured root, at the end of the month. I am feeling very apprehensive (read scared!). I dislike anything to do with dentists! It usually means pain of some sort.......
I am phoning them today to ask if there is far to walk or any stairs etc. so I shall be prepared a bit in my mind. You have to know if you can manage on your crutches or do you need your wheelchair, or what sort of facilities they have.
I usually have to do these sort of things alone so it is very great relief to me my son is able to fetch me, stay with me and bring me home.

Have a great day! Love and Hugs
June xxx

Under the Waves..

This collage started with the background..a photo of a wave sent by my sister in Australia. I manipulated it a bit, added some mermaids, and there it is. I like the colours and the thought there may be, just may be mermaids somewhere.......

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Thought you might like this..an oldie but a goodie...

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain
your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw
print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing
in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing
me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure
your comfort. However, dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that
sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other
end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the
same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -
canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other
dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Any cat and dog owners can relate to this I'm sure.

Love and Hugs
June xxxx

Collage Obsession..St. Patrick's Day..

In my previous postingI said I wasn't ready for St. Patrick's Day. Well Collage Obsession have given their challenge this week for just that. So here's my bit of digital Blarney.
My own background digitally altered, plus a freebie overlaid. The little Colleen was found on Google. Thank you for looking. xxx